‘Open the pod-bay doors, HAL’
I mentioned the overly-bright red LED indicating that the PVR is fulfilling its evolutionary obligation by recording your precious TV shows. In broad daylight, this LED beams out at me like a laser pointer. At night you can get a good tan from it.
Maybe I’m sensitive to devices beaming red lights at me since I distinctly recall watching 2001: A Space Odyssey when it came out. I was three years old, I sat on my mother’s knee, and I have a crystal-clear memory of the house lights coming up and the stage curtains closing on the final scene before intermission: HAL’s red eye staring with malevolent impassiveness.
A digital device that is not exactly solid-state but which has no visible moving parts does not need a recording indicator. It’s a skiamorph: A remnant of an outdated function.
And besides, as we will see later, this device violates Asimov’s first and second laws of robotics. It ignores me and sometimes even harms me. I get enough of that when I go out to the bar.
February 14th, 2004 at 18:40
I suppose you could stick some colored duct tape over that small laser-beam.